Teenagers tips

Save money on paper clips by making your own out of solder

If the family dog gets agitated while you are alone at home your parents are probably 30 seconds away from the door.

Don't go to a Costco while nude. They don't like it

Teacher won’t let you cite Wikipedia? Scroll down to the bottom and click “References” and cite those

If there’s gum under your desk, you can use it as a pencil holder

Don't take a nap late.

I took a 2 hour nap from 6-8 pm and now I'm not tired so I haven't gotten any sleep and it's 4:30 hahaha

If your teacher doesn't allow Wikipedia for your homework, go to the Wikipedia page and use the source links for your research.

That is all.

Don’t create your username when you have the high ground.

It’s so uncivilized.

Don't create your username if you don't know what you're talking about.

I get way too many DM's of swimming turtles

Set your alarm to the introduction from the Pacer Test for immediate results!